The Pour Decisions Present: "Too Old to Be Online"                                                                                                                   
An 80s Arena Rock Anthem for Everyone Who Refuses to Shut Up and Sit Down                                                                                            
                         
It began like this: Someone left a comment. A troll emerged from under their bridge to inform our beloved Barkeep that she was "too old to be online."                                                                                           

Mistake, darling. Mistake.                                                                                                                          
That insult went straight into the Come Write Inn's legendary Troll Emergency Response System, which - instead of recommending the usual "ignore and block" - spat out something far more satisfying: starter lyrics for a rock anthem.                                                                                                                        
The Pour Decisions, the Inn's house band (named for their questionable life choices and excellent taste in rebellion), took those lyrics and turned them into this: a full-throttle 80s arena rock banger featuring a powerhouse female vocalist who sounds like she could shatter both glass ceilings and pearl necklaces with a single sustained note.                                                            
"Stay classy and don't worry about catching up / History sighs and repeats itself"                                                                                   
                                       
This isn't just a song. It's a battle cry wrapped in power chords and served with a knowing smirk. It's for everyone who's been told they're too much, too loud, too old, too young, too anything by people whose opinions expired before their milk did.                                                                        

Digital download. Infinite replays. Zero apologies.

Track recorded live at the Come Write Inn when the mead was flowing and the trolls were cowering.  As they should be, Darling.

Perfect for: Blasting while you post anyway. Sending to trolls without comment. Your "getting ready to cause problems on purpose" playlist. Anyone who measures their worth in eyebrow raises per post.