💎 Pearl Clutcher Coaster
Delightfully Horrifying the Pearl Clutchers - One Bold Move At A Time
This isn't a coaster for the faint of heart. This is a coaster for people who give others heart palpitations.
You know who you are. You're the one creating characters who make choices that have your beta readers texting you in ALL CAPS. You're posting content that makes your aunt unfollow you (again). You're living out loud while the pearl clutchers watch in horror from behind their smarmy lace curtains.
Good.
This glossy-finish, cork-backed coaster celebrates your commitment to making respectable people deeply uncomfortable through the radical act of being yourself. Set your coffee down. Make your bold moves. Let them clutch.
"Scandalous? Darling, I'm just getting started." — Every patron who orders the strong stuff
Perfect for: Creators who've been told their characters are "too much." People whose existence makes boring people nervous. Anyone who's ever been called "a lot" and taken it as a compliment. Creative rebels who measure success in gasps per page.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Come Write Inn
- Email: contact@support.comewriteinn.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.