🪞 Mirror Universe Pearl Clutcher
For the Scandalized and Sophisticated
Gasping dramatically? There's a coaster for that.
This glossy-finish cork-backed coaster celebrates the fine art of being ABSOLUTELY APPALLED at appropriate moments. Perfect for clutching pearls while sipping tea (and we all know what kind of tea we mean).
Features tasteful pearl imagery and an energy that says, "I can't believe you just said that, but also please continue because this is excellent."
Protects your furniture from water rings and your reputation from being too chill about things that deserve a proper gasp.
"Well, I NEVER." — Yes you have, Pearl. We all saw you at the solstice party.
Perfect for: Lovers of irony. People who appreciate both scandal AND sensible furniture protection. Anyone who's ever said "I'm not saying, I'm just saying" and meant every word.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Come Write Inn
- Email: contact@support.comewriteinn.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.