Not all heroes need capes. Some just need a properly sized vessel for their morning ritual. This 15oz black mug strikes the perfect balance between "I'm functional" and "I'm still half-asleep and might breathe fire at you."                                                                                                           

The dark exterior hides coffee stains, lipstick marks, and the evidence of how many times you've reheated the same cup. The Come Write Inn design glows against the black backdrop like a beacon of hope in a sea of Monday mornings.

Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Judgment-free zone.                            

"The tavern opens at dawn. The Barkeep, however, does not achieve consciousness until mug two."                                                                      

Perfect for: Realistic humans who know their limits. People who prefer their mugs like they prefer their humor: dark.